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28 January 2011 @ 02:23 pm
Old Spice Men || locked to aaaaaabdominals  
It had been a long day for The Man Your Man Could Smell Like. He had been pleasuring women in various many indescribable ways, giving them their greatest desires, all while smelling like the musky scents of Old Spice.

So imagine his surprise when he woke up some place unfamiliar and strange to him. No matter, he would find his way soon enough. Surely there had to be some woman who would desire nothing more than to help him find his way out. If not he could always give them everything they ever wanted... and more.

As he stood back to admire the decor, it fit him quite well he thought. Shame he'd have to leave so soon. He walked over to the door and tried the handle... it wouldn't budge. How strange.

Hmmm... frustrating. But nothing he couldn't handle. He'd get out soon enough, he never faced a problem he couldn't handle.
 
 
 
aaaaaabdominals on January 28th, 2011 10:41 pm (UTC)
THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE WAS NOT THE ONLY MAN WHOSE DAY HAD BEEN FILLED WITH THE GLORIOUS RAMPAGING GRATIFICATION OF WOMEN ALL THROUGHOUT THE FRAGILE PAPER-THIN WALLS OF THE LOVE HOTEL. OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH MAN WAS BUSY BLOCKING ODOR THREE ROOMS AWAY WHEN HE SMELLED THE SUDDEN MUSKY SCENT OF A STRANGER AND SUDDENLY WITHOUT WARNING, WHEN THE WOMAN HE WAS PLEASURING BURSTS INTO DOUBLE SUN FLAMES. AND THE FIRE ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF FOR 24 HOURS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO OOODDOOOOR. THEN HE PROMPTLY BURST THROUGH THE WALL WITH THE FORCE OF A HUNDRED RAMPAGING CHAINSAWS.
imona_horse on January 28th, 2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
Dear LORD in Heaven, What was THAT!?

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like was a little surprised, it's not everyday someone comes bursting through your wall after all. He was preparing to admonish who ever this rude wall destroyer was when he realized who it was.

"Oh." He raised a single dark chocolate brow, "Old Spice Odor Blocker Body Wash Man, it's.... good to see you."

He never liked the man much, always trying to destroy "odor" when that is exactly what set him apart from every other man around him. Plus that man had a particularly annoying habit of being obnoxiously loud and trying to steal attention away from HIM.

Clearly, the pecking order was in danger of being upset in a disastrous way.

No matter, he could keep a calm and level head when he needed to, he would remain polite for now.

"Do you happened to know where the exit is?"
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Retica: smile0waywardchild0 on January 29th, 2011 12:22 am (UTC)
OOC
BRB LOLING FOREVER
oxeeen_paawwnch on January 29th, 2011 12:47 am (UTC)
OOC
Oh my God YOU BRILLIANT EXAMPLES OF MASCULINITY

MANLOVE EACH OTHER GOOD. FOR EVERLASTING WOMAN PLEASURE... somehow.
probation_you: Your stupidity it burns!probation_you on January 29th, 2011 02:05 am (UTC)
MUSTN'T READ BUT CAN'T LOOK AWAY OH GOD THE TRAVESTY
honkhonkmofos on January 29th, 2011 03:09 am (UTC)
OOC
This is the best.
Karkat Vantas: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVENdungenessmaster on January 29th, 2011 03:25 am (UTC)
OOC
hatchedleader on January 29th, 2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
OOC
where did you even get that icon

may I have it
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Sgt. Sousuke Sagara: Sir yes sir!lambda_driven on January 29th, 2011 05:09 am (UTC)
OOC
It's official - TLH can close now, because nothing can ever possibly top this.

Edited at 2011-01-29 05:10 am (UTC)
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Re: OOC - spiceoversugar on January 29th, 2011 06:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: OOC - oh_science on January 30th, 2011 09:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Valvalis: Fiend of Windaero_dienamic on January 29th, 2011 05:10 am (UTC)
OOC
This thread had made this woman straight.
Raphael: and after that.bedsidemanners on January 29th, 2011 05:41 am (UTC)
OOC
This is my new OTP.
тєяяα ღ χємηαѕ: Xemnas - [ CS ] - >:)solsticism on January 29th, 2011 07:07 am (UTC)
OOC
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
comeinriver on January 29th, 2011 07:33 am (UTC)
OOC
the internet could end right now and i wouldn't even be mad.
silentholmcross on January 29th, 2011 10:41 am (UTC)
OOC
Oh god, I have no words... <3
poisoninuyoukai on January 29th, 2011 02:31 pm (UTC)
OOC
At first I was like -_- but then I was like ^_^ and oh god this was hilarious. I needed the laugh.
not_splendorman on January 29th, 2011 07:49 pm (UTC)
[He's just here cause he heard his name.]
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